- “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?”
- “Why are you still single?”
- “They weren’t kidding about the Freshman 15, huh?”
- “There’s no whip cream for the pumpkin pie.”
- “How’s school going?”
- “Hillary Clinton…”
- “When are you going to give your parents grandkids?”
- “Oh just wait until you get to the real You have it so easy now!”
- “What are you going to do after graduation?”
- “I think I lost my Band-Aid when I was making the mashed potatoes.”
- “Yeah you’re 21, but you can still sit with the toddlers, right?”
- “Donald Trump…”
- “Let’s talk about how much you owe in student loans!”
- “Sorry you have to sit by me, yams give me gas.”
- “Not to alarm anyone, but I think Grandma’s on fire.”