A Note from Your Friendly Neighborhood College Senior

Dear Freshmen (and pretty much every other year, too, as this pertains to all of you!) —

The thing about commuter campuses is that you meet a ton of people who come and go. The ultimate goal for these students is to get their GEs done and move on to bigger things on a bigger campus. We’ll call them Movers. Now, there are other people, like myself, who decide to stay on the regional campuses to finish their degrees. We’ll call them Stickers.

The very first thing I noticed when attending OSUM my freshmen year in 2013 was that no one really wanted to build a legitimate friendship. It bummed me out because I was here almost all day, every day, and when you have no one to talk to, it sucks. It sucks bad. I’m a Sticker, so most everyone moved on after the first or second year, and a lot of people didn’t see the point in making friends with someone who wasn’t joining them in Columbus. It was probably one of the hardest first years of my entire time in any form of school — like, harder than that one time I decided to switch schools for 7th grade. That’s saying something.

Adults have a hard time making friends in this sort of situation; some people might think it sounds weird to say, but it’s really not. Whether you have social anxiety or you’re a straight up people person, it can be difficult to adjust to a new place, new lifestyle, and new people. It’s a bit overwhelming, but don’t sweat it. Don’t be afraid to make friends. Even if you’re a Mover, there is nothing wrong with chatting up the Sticker sitting next to you in your Spanish class. Or, as a Sticker, don’t feel left out if you’re the only student in your Pre-Calc class who isn’t switching campuses. Some of my best friends are moving on to Columbus campus, but I don’t let that bother me at all, because they are here currently and its their companionship and support in this very moment that matters.

Don’t isolate yourselves; we are human beings, a species that isn’t made to be left alone or to live in seclusion. Only in groups do we succeed. From the support, constructive criticisms, and aid from others, we become the best person that we can be. Put your happiness first. No, I’m not a motivational poster.

I’m just telling it to you straight.

Ode to Spring Break by Christy Horton

Ode to Spring Break
By Christy Horton
Hail to thee, you glorious bastard
Here’s to the nights I spent getting plastered
Exotic locales and destinations
Living out all our inclinations
Bless the speedos and bikinis
3am dining, eating Panini’s
Goodbye to all the broken hearts
The smoke-filled bars and shooting darts
Late night bonfires on the beach
The R & R between the sheets
Hello to homework and essay tests
Living on less than four hours rest
Long walks to that back parking lot
Back to the daily battle we fought
We will not forget the fun you gave
We’ll take those secrets to our grave
What happens on break, stays in break
An oath we all must swear to take
We won’t mention that stripper pole
The hangovers, hugging toilet bowls
Or That skanky girl who fell down the stairs
And showed everyone her underwear
If they ask we will have to say
We spent our time like any day
We will simply smile and play along
Say it was fun, but didn’t last long
We spent our days working ahead
And spending lots of time in bed
No, we didn’t commit and crimes
We didn’t party that entire time
We didn’t hook up with any strangers
Or put ourselves in any danger
We didn’t dance on the bar
Or throw up all over the side of the car
Hail spring break, it went so fast
But Fear not, for it is not the last
There’ll be plenty of time for more tan lines
For making memories and feelin’ fine
Enjoying life with all our friends
And wishing it will never end…