About Me

I grew up in Boulder City, a small town in southern Nevada known primarily for its proximity to the Hoover Dam and its brief role in the film La La Land. After graduating from Boulder City High School in 2013 — and giving what I believe to be the greatest salutatorian speech of all-time — I headed off to the University of Oklahoma. At OU I discovered two of my favorite things: astrophysics and college football (and to a lesser extent pretty much every major professional sport).

I’m reasonably active (running most days and playing pickup soccer from time to time), but my main hobby is trying to keep up with the absurd number of collegiate and professional sports teams I follow. I’ve got a team in every major American league from MLB to MLS, and I’ve even got one in the English Premier League. The complete list is as follows:

  • Oklahoma Sooners
  • Ohio State Buckeyes
  • Philadelphia Eagles
  • Columbus Crew SC
  • Sacramento Kings
  • Vegas Golden Knights
  • Chicago Cubs
  • Everton FC