Here it is! Kind of. It’s not here, it’s on itch.io, but it’s also here. Your antivirus is probably going to freak out a little bit when it sees you running an .exe from an unknown source, so I don’t blame you if you just delete it. But if this whole blog isn’t proof enough that this game is a real game, I’m not sure what I can tell you.
UPDATE: Fixed some bugs, so download the updated link if you can.