20 Things I Could be Doing with the Time I Spend Commuting to School:
The vast majority of students at The Ohio State University at Marion do not live in Marion. We are the commuter students. You know us. We look like zombies rolling out of our vehicles at 8 am after an hour long commute. We can’t just effortlessly jog across campus to class. We have to wake up, down a caffeinated beverage, pray to Saint Jesús Malverde, get in our car and drive.
Do you ever wonder what you could be doing with the time you spend commuting? Well, I did. Here are 20 Things I Could be Doing with the Time I Spend Commuting to School.
1. Learning how to breakdance
2. Spitting some sick rhymes.
3. Making that scratch scrilla.
4. Getting the band back together.
5. Making a list of my Top 5. Incase I am transported back to 2002 and need a cellphone plan with AT&T.
6. Making a list of my top 10. Incase I want to let it be known who I am truly friends with on MySpace.
7. Making a MySpace.
8. Deleting a MySpace.
9. Wondering who still uses MySpace.
10. Practicing Parkour.
11. Hurting myself while practicing Parkour.
12. Planking.
13. Learning about Victorian Womanhood.
14. Hating Victorian Womanhood.
15. Eating out of the garbage.
16. Getting into essential oils with the money I saved from eating out of the garbage.
17. Searching symptoms on WebMD.
18. Convincing myself I have an anorectal fistula.
19. Giving myself a coffee enema.
20. Immediately regretting giving myself a coffee enema.